i'm a sebastian stan

australian-government:

I nominate tony abbott to do The Ice Bucket Challenge with lava

true as fuck zodiac

  1. aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  2. taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  3. gemini: crayola as fuck
  4. cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  5. leo: cutest ever
  6. virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  7. libra: weird as hell omg
  8. scorpio: probably satan
  9. sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  10. capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  11. aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  12. pisces: even more crayola than gemini

lordstark:

ideal weight = me plus 12 puppies

details at miu miu fall/winter 2011.

Thanks to Robert Downey Jr for nominating me for the #IceBucketChallenge. Challenge accepted. I now nominate Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo and Chris Evans. You have 24 hours! Don’t forget to make a donation at http://ALSA.org/

"I’ve decided to trust ye instead."

November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.
My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)
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